eldritch-abomination:

yeah me too bro

whatafuckinfamilypicture:

Notice how all of humanity has just gone downhill since they declared that Pluto was not a planet anymore

#a man is regretting giving the power of life and death to a vengeful 11-year old #a man should have expected this to go badly

#A MAN DID NOT MAKE THE BEST LIFE CHOICE

#A MAN LOOKS AT HIS LIFE #A MAN LOOKS AT HIS CHOICES

artninja-mcrockviking:

Mickey has nephews, Donald has nephews, Goofy has a son.

And he wasn’t adopted, he looks just like him.

Goofy……has had sex.
Goofy…..has known a woman biblically….

Imagine what it must’ve looked like.
Imagine what it sounded like.

These are the things I think about when I wake up in the middle of the night, drenched in sweat.

liveindenver:

on the outside i might look like an asshole but inside i am still an asshole

pigfarts-pigfarts-here-i-come:

marthastewarts:

everyone has their own house smell

ours is the smell of disappointment

i-wuv-virgins:

When you’ve planned out a whole story idea in your head and you’re so excited to write it but then you open up a blank word document to begin and realize that you actually know absolutely nothing about it and you’re completely lost in a sea of vague plot details and random dialogue. 

ienjoypiechickens:

if you look up pathetic in the dictionary there will be a picture of me eating a reheated mcnugget

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